Tattered Clam

When a pussy has been used to the point where the outer lips become dry and darkened; appearing very similar to the edges of a steamed clam. They will feel dry to the touch and may become an issue if lubricant is not applied. Also note that when separated the smell can be very similar to that of a slightly rotten clam.

I reached down her pants to check things out and to my dismay I found a dried up old tattered clam.

by Beender February 20, 2009

tilted

when someone becomes upset, shady, sketchy, or angry due to another's action

yo ms J tilted yesterday when a student smacked her butt

by jcwk September 15, 2017

Tilted

When your duo goes blitzcrank mid in your ranked game (adj.)

we just lost that game I’m so tilted.

by Milkslide October 19, 2017

Tilted

Smashed, faded, inebriated, twirled out, plastered, pissed -- so much so that your world is now askew, or tilted.

"How's your night going so far?"
"Honestly, I can't even see you right now dude, I'm so tilted."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

tiltedlurker

This rat is definitely not as good as Turner Tangerines, Nebay, or Sekander at anything, he is just a nerd!!!

Hey, is that a tiltedlurker over there, he kinda sus ngl

by Turner Tangerines October 21, 2020

Top Tatter

In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.

Bar Down Snipes.

Poppin' Ginos Top Tatter!

Hey Look #16 Just Gave #24 A Goal Top Tatter

by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010

Tinterweb

The tinterweb is a slang word for the internet. It it used by those people who are actually geeks and spend all their time on the internet but who want to look cool and non-geeky.

"I was surfing the tinterweb last night.", Godfrey the Geek exclaimed.

by Leeds January 6, 2005