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thorax

another word for head,blowjob & everything else along those lines.
marshmellow face probly gave fine ass squishy butt THORAX!
by NERD HERD December 6, 2003
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thorax

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

Not "Thor Axe"

See also:
ashtray; carcass; birdcage
Hey there, Thorax (while addressing someone)
by Brad February 26, 2004
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war

in the language Amharic

"war" ---> also means "month" in Amharic
Ethiopians talking ----- "ere guudfellabachwe...thor ent legbu naw" "frenge miskyen" "und war kire thor net lejmer..."
by teniscourt June 5, 2013
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Thor

one of the dumbest superheros ever. if he was a god why did they even make a comic of him, of course he will win.
i am Thor, i took over a guys body and now he is thor, lets go throw hammers like a lumberjacks
by madjack July 13, 2004
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Thor

Used in conversation describing ones mistake,stupidity,carelessness.
#Ali spilled water on his shirt
Abu:You're very thor ,so big still spill water .
#Ali accidentally left his homework at home
Abu:You very thor
#Ali din't do his homework
Abu:You very thor
by ahzhe99 August 20, 2013
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Thoras

Thor·as

For people who don't have a big vocabulary. Can replace any word in the dictionary;meaning it is interchangeable
ie; " Grab me a thoras in the fridge bor"

also fyi, the meaning of bor is " This name is chosed only for the sexiest guys. It is also known that all Bors have huge dicks". Referenced by Hecko123 "Bor." Urban Dictionary. Accessed January 03, 2018.
by TwanSavage January 3, 2018
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Thor

Thor is the subject, in modern society, of a dualistic nature. In Norse Mythology, Thor is known as the son of Odin, wields the magic hammer, Mjolnir, and he is killed by the Midgard Serpent, Jormagund. But recently, through divine intervention, he has been revived through his eternal tie with the nectar of the Gods, beer. If Thor drank a beer now, its name would be Keystone Light and he would drink every Friday night in Morgantown at the CFC.

Thor is known through cult worship now as the God of the ancient practice of "beer pong."

What is "beer pong" you ask? Though its true meaning was lost some 2500 years ago, it still lives on within the heart of every college student in America. The "game" "beer pong" was originally created by the Norse Gods as a way to ease their stress in a competitive, heterosexual way. One God in particular excelled at the "game," Thor, and he gained much insight into celestial knowledge through it. In fact he was so infatuated with "beer pong" that he snuck it to the mortals on Earth behind the other God's backs, so they too could revel in its glory. Soon the people of Earth loved "beer pong" and all was good in the land.

Shortly after Thor was killed by Jormagund and the people lamented his death. "Beer pong" was ceased for seven years among Norse tribes after Thor's demise, in respect for its patron saint. The ancient practice soon fell into oblivion along with the Viking Boy Band, The Back-Fjord Boys and also a popular dance craze called, Smite the Christian.

Some 2500 years later, the spirit of Thor was revived and he once again bestowed the game "beer pong" upon the college students of America, who are known as the "chosen ones."

To this day Thor can beat anyone at beer pong and can still drink them under the table. Thor currently resides in Morgantown with his 157 wives which he rails every night...in succession, without respite. He also attends CFC every Friday night and manifests himself in human form within a lucky contender...usually Mon.

And the story continues...
My God, (insert name) is amazing, he owned that 1, 4, 6 split! The divine presence of Thor must be with him on this night.
by E-65 September 23, 2008
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