A word in British slang which describes an individual who is to be "Crushed with a fistful of Crumpets"
by Yung Musacuminada May 4, 2019
Get the Muppetmug. The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
Get the Muppetmug. by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
Get the the biggest muppet evermug. When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022
Get the Ass muppetmug. The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.
by RadioJock March 22, 2024
Get the Punch a Muppetmug. A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
Get the Handless Fuck-Muppetmug. by thheo June 30, 2022
Get the gay muppetmug.