Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Delicious by design

When the dude's so short he eats his woman's box while both standing.

I met a woman who was a foot taller than me so I gave her the delicious by design.

by Hit it raw August 12, 2016

principles of design

process and product of structuring visual form, it is the way something is organised
everything is made for a purpose, it just works

these are principles of design

by gman123454321 June 14, 2018

Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022

designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.

"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."

by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009

design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.

The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.

by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017

Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.

Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)

by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011