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Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.
Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
mugGet the Birth controlmug.

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,
No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025
mugGet the birth-gatemug.

anti-birth

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.
by escapedconvict March 14, 2012
mugGet the anti-birthmug.

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.
I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.
by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015
mugGet the Birthing A Flock Of Ducksmug.

birth control breath

After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
by Acey Deucy October 3, 2020
mugGet the birth control breathmug.

Dirty Birthe

When a man shits in a woman’s mouth and then the man sticks his dick in her belly button and Cums in it then sucks out the cum and spits it in her mouth
by GiveMeABjWoman May 24, 2025
mugGet the Dirty Birthemug.

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