Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
Get the Batteredmug. by TheSharmane July 28, 2024
Get the Batters upmug. The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
Get the Oxford Battered Sausagemug. The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019
Get the The banter battermug. possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
by John McFloss September 24, 2008
Get the trouser battermug. by Tilldog May 8, 2021
Get the Batteringmug. 