Stosh

The one that takes all blame in the universe. He is responsible for everything that is wrong in the world. Whenever anything goes wrong, you blame Stosh.

Ex
A:Why are the servers are down again?
B:I blame stosh.

Ex
A:Mommy, why does daddy hit you?
B:Its stosh's fault dear.

Ex
A:Dude, I lost my favorite hat.
B:Fucken stosh, I swear man.

by WBS January 4, 2009

stosh

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley;" An often insulting nickname for a stupid person. Variations include, Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy

"Hey stosh way to flunk that test."

by Megaroo August 1, 2003

stosh

A cute boy who is a ladies man. He is such a flirt and could get almost any girl his way. Most people think he’s gay, but that’s just him. He has a crazy personality, but has deep thoughts. Stoshs’ are amazing humans. He will love you, even if it doesn’t show much.

A: Have you seen Stosh!? He’s so sweet
B: IKR!!!

by xcherrified June 27, 2018

stosh

A cross between stylish and posh

Oh my gosh your bag is so stosh!

by ThatsStosh January 29, 2010

Stosh

An adorable gorgeous drummer

Person one: hey have you seen that awesome drummer guy?

Person two: yeah that's Stosh!
Person one: he's gorgeous!!!

by qakjdavbaebkd September 4, 2013

stosh

a cigarette

I'm going to light a stosh and then put it out in your eye.

by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003

STOSH

A poser; a total loser; someone who fakes their death publicly in order to gain sympathy he doesn't deserve.

A man so ugly it would require women to place two paper bags on his head in order to make love with him; revolting.

Secret code for: Stashing your Cock ring

Another word for an asshole.

"I can't believe you sent a fake obituary out on Facebook, you're a total STOSH!"

"I'd screw you, but you're a stosh and a half!"

"I'm wearing my STOSH...can you tell?"

"Shut up, you're a total STOSH!"

by Cork and Pork September 15, 2011