Shovel

A raunchy girl who wants to be a hoe, but does not have the body and/or the resources to level up to hoe

Person one: Yo, this girl just snapped me a pic of her in a thing

Person two: is she a hoe?

Person one: nah, her face sucks so I'd classify her as a shovel

by Intelligent Ass Nigga March 5, 2017

blinis from a shovel

the most popular dish in Russia

Hey, do you want to have blinis from a shovel by the shit fountain together sometime?

by Schweinehund88 January 17, 2024

Shovel Snow

A Phrase Used in Orlando telling an individual to get lost,to go do something,stop jockin me,kill yourself.

Issac W.-"Hey Edwin was poppin kid?"
Edwin C."Ur Lame kick rox betta yet shovel snow!"
Issac W. "you force it kid"
Edwin"i won this"

by Edwin Luis Colon February 19, 2009

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022

Operation Shovel

Operation Shovel is where Person A lubes up a spoon with a lot of lube, then enter the lubed spoon vaginally or anally into Person B or themselves. Once they hit prostate, or G-spot, Person A then yell,"I struck gold. YARG!!"

Person A: Ready for Operation Shovel
Person B: Yes!
Person A after hitting the G-Spot: I STRUCK GOLD!!!! YARG!!"

by Vriska_Serket April 22, 2014

put down the shovel

To stop eating so much food (referring to needing to use a shovel to consume more food) mostly told to a fat person

Fat person: I weigh 422 LBS
Guy: Jesus, put down the shovel

by somebodygethersomechicken April 10, 2023

At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021