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Get the Born To Lead mug.A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
by WhiskeyFour February 22, 2023
Get the La Junta Lead Pipe mug.What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.
Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.
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Get the bee on a lead mug.Lead Hat-trick: In this defensive maneuver, the defender quickly draws his pistol and hits the attacker with 3 consecutive shots delivered (in order) to the attacker's groin, chest, and head (allowing the recoil of each shot to naturally raise the point of aim for the next shot). The attacker is thereby triple fucked and the defender can lay claim to successfully executing the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
Did you hear another crackhead broke into the local service garage again. This time, Bill was ready and pulled off the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
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