fucking the dog 

while playing golf, hacking away in the rough or sand

What are you doing in the sand Richie?

"Fucking the dog"

fucking the dog by rcrowe August 10, 2007

give the dog a bone 

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

give the dog a bone by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009

walking the dog 

Code for smoking marijuana.

I'll be right back, I'll be outside Walking the Dog

walking the dog by Kronok December 11, 2008

shagging the dog 

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

shagging the dog by eyes in the skys April 28, 2006

Walking the dog 

The term "walking the dog" isn't what it seems. For most people, they would take their four-legged lovable doggie out for a stroll. In this case, "walking the dog" means to go home at lunch and masturbate until you howl louder than your dog. Most common tools used for this action: Hilighter, Hair brush, Dildo, Rubber fist, Shock collar & Colt's swag... fingers are not too common.

Bob: Hey, Fred, where you off to?

Fred: Off walking the dog...

Bob: Ohh, walk the dog, eh? Funny how I see you don't leave your apartment! Who's walking who??

Walking the dog by tootsoonie3 January 15, 2011

Maxx The Dog 

a really dumb black lab named Maxx that gets in your way and annoys your daily life
the big dumb dog

Guy: Hey do you have a dog?

Maxx Owner: Yeah Maxx The Dog but hes a big dumb dog

Maxx The Dog by SoundMan Billy May 15, 2020

Blame it on the dog 

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.

When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

Blame it on the dog by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011