Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 12, 2020

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Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 05, 2020

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Dirty Joni

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

by sam726 August 24, 2019

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dirty casino

When a Mexican slaps you with his wang repeatedly and eventually cums in your eye socket

damn I got a hell of a dirty casino last night I'm still having trouble seeing

by Sanchez casino May 31, 2016

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Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016

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