Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.
Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine
by Honky Actual May 20, 2016
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Jax Clay

Bro did you see him he's tiny.
Yea he's really a Jax Clay
by Bings July 29, 2023
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clay ass

When your poop is thick on your butthole over pooping and you have to wipe over and over. Resulting in using baby wipes to get your butthole clean.
Damn dude! My clay ass was so thick I had to use three baby wipes to feel clean.
by Miss Spectacular March 11, 2021
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Wet clayed

When someone smokes an extensive amount of cannabis and yaks. They’re face becomes gray, wet, and they are frozen, resembling wet clay.
After a dank rip of the bong, chen wet clayed.
by Ripinthechat December 02, 2018
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John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.
STFU John Clay.
by King of Salads October 16, 2020
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Clay Tezel

A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love
There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel
by KYSJ3WB0Y December 14, 2023
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Clay Class

The class that probably plays with clay all day in class and doesn't do any work since they are 'special'. Hence the name "Clay Class"
"Haha, Jacob just shit himself!"
"Isn't that the kid from the clay class?"
by J4VA April 25, 2023
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