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All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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tennis star

An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player
guy #1 "dude did you see dylan?"
guy #2 "yeah, he had his wrists rapped up like a tennis star."
by japanese schoolgirl spooner February 28, 2009
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Tennis Snob

A middle-aged recreational tennis player that believes that they are too good to play with a middle-aged recreational tennis players that are not as talented as they believe they are.
Stanley thinks he's too good to play with me. What a tennis snob!
by QueenofUnderground May 31, 2018
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fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.
The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.
by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025
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Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.
Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me
by The man z94 February 25, 2023
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Tennis

A party game in which players take turns hitting a dab pen until one forfeits.
Hey bro, how about a a game of tennis and some Muscato later?
by One_More_Yam April 16, 2021
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