tech-ditzy 

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

tech-ditzy by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Tech Leapfrog 

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.

I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?

Tech Leapfrog by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013

Tech-bait 

A person who can't help but romantically attract engineers and other tech-professionals.

His last 3 girlfriends were all programmers. The guy is total tech-bait!

Tech-bait by Anon34685754 September 24, 2013

tech blame game 

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

tech blame game by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

Tech Surge 

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.

The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.

Tech Surge by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013

tech swag 

when teching continuously in quick succession.

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"

tech swag by 2LGT January 3, 2014

Tech Tramp 

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

Tech Tramp by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014