tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Tech Leapfrog

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.

I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?

by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013

Tech-bait

A person who can't help but romantically attract engineers and other tech-professionals.

His last 3 girlfriends were all programmers. The guy is total tech-bait!

by Anon34685754 September 24, 2013

tech blame game

When you can't think of a reasonable explanation for not contacting someone you had plans with.

Chris was supposed to call me last night, but he said his phone wasn't working. He's playing the tech blame game again.

by Ah8ter November 6, 2013

Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.

The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.

by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014

tech swag

when teching continuously in quick succession.

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"

by 2LGT January 3, 2014