Tanged

Being coerced against your better judgment into wearing a neon tutu and nothing else.

John sure gets tanged a lot, I think he kinda likes it.

Man I heard John is getting tanged in Hong Kong next weekend.

Eeeeeew wierd, I just walked in on John getting tanged on Marcus' leopard skin bed spread.

by remrem March 19, 2009

tangent

Mathematician who got back from the beach.

"Wow, look at our math teacher, Mr. Davies! He sure is brown!"

"He just got back from Bermuda."

"Oh, he's a tangent!"

by someonefromearth February 9, 2010

Tangent

Noun: A completely and utterly worthless computer company that sells blocks a shit, aka laptops, to college students. The company attempts to conceal their horrible product by including "exclusive" university features. What they don't tell you is that you can by a laptop for over $1,000 cheaper that is better performance-wise, and those exclusive programs are free from the university website.

Can also be used to reference a worthless piece of crap, or a dick move.

Student 1: "Wow, this is the fifth time in a month I've taken my Tangent computer in. What a piece of shit."
Student 2: "You should fake an accident to your computer and get the warranty money. Buy something better."

Kid 1: "My car broke down again."
Kid 2: "What a fucking Tangent."

Kid 1: "Dude, Tangent move..."
Kid 2: "My bad."

by Flyers January 17, 2008

mingle and tingle

A phrase one would say if they would want to have a conversation with the sex they prefer. So doing this, they also would want to achieve/persuade the person to have intercourse...usually not mentioned to the target

Sam: "Dude, im really bored and wanna have a good time with some girls"

Brandon: "Lets go mingle and tingle!"

or

Sam: "Hey, you see the girl over there?"

Brandon "Yeah?"

Sam: "Well Im gonna go mingle and tingle with her"

Brandon: "Good-Luck"

by stpsd69 August 11, 2009

Tankles

N. - Ankles on a human that approximate the size of ankles on a hippopotamus or elephant. Ankles large enough to hold up a Sherman Tank. A combination of Tank and Ankles.

"Hillary shore has 'er some sexy tankles" drawled Bill.

by Obama Yo Mama January 5, 2007

tanger

To be a coward.

Joey was a tanger because he did not sky dive.

by danx7 May 2, 2011

tangled pendants

When necklaces worn by a couple in coitus become intertwined, it reflects determination of the Fates that the couple remain entwined forever.

I knew when I saw the tangled pendants that we were meant to be together.

by kellychan May 21, 2013