shitty driver

anyone from the state of new jersey

damn, everyone from new jersey truly is a shitty driver.

by jersey sucks123 March 16, 2010

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

Shitty G

A Shitty G is two things:

1: A character from a song from Yourfavoritemartian (Ray William Johnson)

2: A Shitty G is a Hill-billy who thinks they are the best of the best.

1:
Random YouTuber 1: My least favorite character of Yourfavoritemartian characters is Shitty G.
Random YouTuber 2: Yeah, me too.

2:
Friend 1: Hey dude, look at that Shitty G!
Friend 2: Yeah. I hate how he thinks he is SOOO cool!

by Littlemandude11 December 26, 2011

Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.

Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!

by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

Swifty

A girl who is completely obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift. Usually a little bit lesbian towards her, and would give anything to meet her and be like her. Supports her 100% and loves her an unhealthy amount.

Shut up, I'm a swifty.

by lolIDEK October 25, 2010

shitty

It is when you don't like something or someone. When it looks or seems bad

"Look at his shoes the look really shitty"

"Her body is hot, but her face looks shitty."

by Cruzz April 23, 2008

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004