Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”
Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”
Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”
Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”
Not:
Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.
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Get the chub swipe mug.A bum swipe is a maneuver, usually dared, in where the person involves has to rub their buttock as inconspiculously as possible against a designated member of the public, ideally without getting caught. As a game this is best performed in a busy public enviroment like a bar or a cinema.
Scott just bum swiped that police officer. Fuck sake whit a dong.
Maurice: Here Scott, I dare you to bum swipe the receptionist.
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Get the swipe mug.When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.
Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.
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My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.
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