swine flu swagger

the way you walk and act when you have swine flu, just chillen messed up and tired

chelsea: wow what is up with him he looks like he just got hit by a train
alex: no he's just got that swine flu swagger

by GOLYAH October 15, 2009

Swineday

It's like a snowday for students, but instead of snow causing the canceling of educational facilities, its swine flu. Can refer to any closing due to the H1N1 virus.

We had a Swineday today because 20% of the kids had swine flu.

by Anibrolo October 26, 2009

swing and a miss

when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone

*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”

by from what i’ve heard July 25, 2021

Gabe Swindelled

A Pointless conversation

me: "Hey I just got Gabe Swindelled"
friend: "How did it go?"

gabe: YO
me: sup
Gabe: nm you
me: chillen
Gabe: same

End of conversation

by Mr. 2000 November 29, 2011

Urethral swine tetbolaids

A mixture of tetnis, swine flu, ebola, and aids in your penis

I got urethral swine tetbolaids from a rusty syringe in an african river that promised penis enlargement.

by Santas salt a dealer near you October 15, 2014

Fitbit Swing

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.

Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.

by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016

Uncultured Swine

People who don’t get the dank may mays
Example: my friends cousins and brother

Intellectual: I have a good meme to show you
Uncultured swine: tf is a meme

by buckwindow November 27, 2018