by gregtothew April 22, 2011
What diabetics do with Twinkies.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
by WompyJaw March 12, 2014
An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 15, 2023
Person 1: Dude I had to swallow air to keep from eating yesterday
Person 2: Um- I don't think that's healthy
Person 2: Um- I don't think that's healthy
by Max's white van April 16, 2022
by XxDildo_lordxx December 01, 2014
Howard make me conflicted swallow when he told that racist joke, i ethier had to keep drinking or give up the ghost
by Dugger nugger March 02, 2022
Swallows and Amazons.....
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
by Big Poppa & the Unicorn May 09, 2024