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north jersey swagger 

He's got that north jersey swagger, he looks gay.
north jersey swagger by mikedubbbs February 18, 2009

Strat Swagger 

Similar to its coined root term "Swagger" which is defined as the certain manner in which someone conducts themselves in both walk, talk, and general style; "Strat Swagger" may be used in place of "Swagger", given the following conditions are present: A) The individual being referred to as having "Strat Swagger" must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to underage members of the opposite sex. B) Younger members of the opposite sex must have a not too severe to be dangerous, but severe enough to be noticeable attraction to them. C) They must maintain at all times a level of energy noticeably higher than any other person in the room at one time. D) They must enjoy at least a handful of songs which they listen to publically from every single genre of music in existence. E) They must either own, or want to own subwoofers in their personal vehicle so as other people may be given warning of their approach. F) 95% of their Facebook profile pictures must have been taken candidly from a crazy party or dance event. G) They must go to college and love the college scene.
"Wow, the DJ of this party is crazy! Can you see the level of strat swagger in his walk?
Strat Swagger by merristrain November 10, 2009

Definite Swagger 

1. being tested positive for swagger
2. maintaining swag on a level not previously seen
Dude 1: Hey who's that new guy who just walked into the party?

Girl 1: I don't know, but he has definite swagger. I think I'll go fuck him.

Girl 2: Yeah... me too.

Girl 3: I'm DTF

Girl 4: I want his swagger inside me.
Definite Swagger by John Buynak August 23, 2011

Shit Swagger 

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
Shit Swagger by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008

lip swagger 

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
lip swagger by ssppuunn February 13, 2009

fung swagger 

the guy version of "feng shui." swagger is a newer term that mean style, pop, or flash.
ex:flat screen tvs, overstuffed leather couches w/a mini fridge built in, etc, etc would be considered fung swagger
fung swagger by cloud surfer April 25, 2010