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Got stuff to do

A phrase used when someone asks you to do something, and you either don't like the person, don't want to go, or both. This phrase is used very often by lazy people and liars.
Bob: Hey, you want to go to my house on friday?
Jim: Nah, I got stuff to do.
by McGravy June 27, 2009
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stuffingtown

A secret codename for having sexual intercourse with a woman. This is best used when in public or when it is inappropriate to talk about sex.
Man, you totally took that waitress from the Waffle Shop to stuffingtown after you showed her your new S4.
by Richard Ryanson May 13, 2010
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Shuffail

The act of shuffling a deck of cards exceptionally poorly. This can result in all the cards flying out of the hands of the shuffler, or people drawing absolutely miserable hands from the deck of cards. Excellent excuse for those who are losing games of poker or blackjack to poor hands versus inadequate skill.
Dealer: Blackjack...again.
Player 1: This is the third time I got a 6 and a 7. I think that your shuffling methods are trash.
Player 2: Agreed, this is a serious shuffail.
Dealer: I dropped the cards in a bowl of nacho cheese, I'm sorry.
by Hoffenstein December 28, 2010
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The Uhura Double Stuff

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.
Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!
by Ron MacDonald August 30, 2009
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the stuff

a slang term for drugs, commonly used in the ghetto.
"yo jamal you got the stuff?"
"damn right nigga!"
by random guy June 7, 2004
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Free Stuff

That which is dumped in Jeremy's neigbor's yard and complimented with a sign that reads "Free Stuff: Please Take." It would be rude not to take these gifts. Can be found a day later on Old Dump Road
"I didn't want to be rude."
by BDIZZLE June 9, 2004
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white stuff

Snow. Precipitation in the form of small ice crystals.
According to the weather forecast we'll be getting plenty of the white stuff tomorrow.
by Arschlöchli October 14, 2006
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