stwagger

To stagger and swagger (as in movement) at the same time.

The drunk pirate stwaggered across the deck of his ship.

by Ian O December 9, 2008

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Stranger-Out

The act of a friend who fakes often when called upon via text or phone call (don't get brain cancer so basically just answer your texts).

Yo don't stranger-out we better hang

by AYOGHANDI November 16, 2011

stagger'd

walk or move unsteadily, as if about to fall.

"he stagger'd to his feet, swaying a little"

by subdreamer November 7, 2015

Stranger Shame

When you feel shame for buying something stupid, disgusting or embarrassing in front of the general public

She felt stranger shame as she bought two 2lb bags of Swedish Fish at the Walgreens.

by evilmissyann July 17, 2017

strangers brother

Masturbating while using the back of both hands.

I frequently masturbate with The Strangers Brother.

by Bob Fife June 1, 2017