stiletto pocket accident

This is when your stiletto accidently pops open in your pocket, cutting your nut sack open.

OMFG my stiletto just opened my sack, causing the stiletto pocket accident!!!

by xwabombwx June 6, 2009

Siple

A moderately common surname, usually associated with dougebagginess, 500-pound people, and mid-day drunken voicemails.

Person 1: I got twenty calls from Siple last night!
Person 2: Shouldn't he have been at his Overeaters Annonymous Meeting?

by PoooopSoda May 21, 2009

stifle

to drink something, especially beer, in hurried fashion. originally derived from the noun Stifling Helmet, a homemade beer bong whose name came from a line in the hit motion picture "300."

Jon just stifled 2 Natty's in 5 seconds! Damn!

by Drinking Comittee June 12, 2007

stilletos

To Prematurely Ejaculate, Hence The Phrase Stilletos: Literally 2 Pumps

Bob-E: Ay son, you fuck that bitch with the pretty face?
Bob-O: And you know this! I hit that bitch with them stilletos: 2 PUMPS!

by Smashdubya June 26, 2008

staples

an expression of awesomeness

You got the new album? That shit's staples!

by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009

Shipley

A person, no taller than 5'6", who is a teacher's pet simpley for her name.

Also associated with synonym for shit

A girl who gets hot when thinking about Harry Potter, Twilight, or Project Runway- especially Tim Gunn

1) Shipley Hey Michael, did u watch Project Runway last night? Yea Tim Gunn is sooo hot I couldn't stop dreaming about his gay dick all night!!!

by UKnowIt94 December 7, 2009

Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.

"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."

by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008