Sheaf

1. When a female sharts out of her lower female privates

2. A shart out of a female lower private

1. Preston: "I think my sister just sheafed her pants !"

2. Preston: "Awww! I smell a sheaf!"

by Ryan Conway January 12, 2009

staffy

short for staffordshire bull terrier,it is a ver commen dog and is the 4 th most popular dog in britian,
they are sometimes mis understsood by people who do not like bull type breeds.
one rumour is that oly chavs and 'ard lads wanan have a staffy,cus thy cant get a pit bull or rottweiler or something.
the truth is and breed of dog,aslogn as loved by their owner does not matter who owns it

oi mate,roxxy and blaze had pups!
ure joking ,gaz?
nah man,i wasnt expecting it,do you want to take a staffy of my hands?
yh man sure
80 quid then
soem times cn be from 80 quid to 900 quid

by izzyh January 14, 2008

For The Staff

I just found this site today. While I have enjoyed it immensely, I know exactly what "Concerned" is talking about. But please, I can see you getting rid of proper names and all, but don't change the format. This is some damn funny stuff!

?????? is a fag. (insert Name)
Can you imagine what a bunch of school kids can do with that?

by Not a democrat! March 14, 2003

seafood combo

Pulling off the shark and the dolphin on a girl in one night.

I can't believe she let me rip the shark but denied the hot pooper action. At least I got the seafood combo.

by Iz Markie November 14, 2003

smeaf

A word used to describe someone who does not possess the ability to smell by combining the words "Smell" and "Deaf."

The real word for this impairment is Anosmia. One can be born without the ability to smell or losing the sense due to a traumatic experience.

1. Eww... Do you smell that?
2. No, I can't, I'm smeaf.

by teh smeaf guy March 22, 2007

seafood enchilada

1. A graphic way of referring to a stinky pussy
2. A dish at ChiChi's

(for both)
Devon: Aye, you guys wanna go down on this Seafood enchilada?

Me: Dude, it looks like someone spit in it.

by Codito May 12, 2008

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009