stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009

Stabie

To throw rocks at old men, usually on Halloween.

OI, LETS GO DO SOME STABIE AT OLD MAN WRINCKLES!

by Atheena October 15, 2012

stabilizers

the metaphorical brakes that a girl can apply to the progression of a relationship with a close friend, usually in the friend zone, usual due to the irrational nature of the mind of a girl.

"has Jeff got himself a sweet and sticky surprise from Amy yet?"
"nah, she she's keeping on their stabilizers"

by bastante March 10, 2013

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

stabbedomen

What the abdomen becomes following violent stabbing action

"Man did you hear, Mark got mugged in the park last night."
"Oh shit, is he alright?"
"Well, he's got a stabbedomen now."

by deadheadyates September 6, 2016

stab me with a knife

The expression for an overwhelming of feelings (usually good, sometimes bad) in which no other phrase captures the essence of the feelings.

Jeffrey just asked me to marry him, stab me with a knife, I love that guy so much.

by 123britneysoears September 3, 2016

Stabbie

When you get hurt by someone you love. The feeling you get in your stomach that you cant shake but are reminded deep down that things will get better. Its the feeling of hope; that tomorrow will be better and that the past is behind you. Its the feeling of love after a great lone. Its the feeling of knowing your story isn't yet over.

My boyfriend left me feeling stabbie but I will never give up on love.

by Xzavior_StarGazer November 16, 2016