Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024

Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

squishy lishy

One who is lovable but squishy in the buttocks area. Very comfortable, very demure.

Squishy lishy needs a hug

by Sbs242 March 9, 2025

squishy

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

squishy

A woman's vulva (another vulgar slang term like pussy or cunt).

Here I am peeing in the toilet! See it coming out of my squishy?

by luvsex69 May 26, 2025

Squishylinda

To make better or heal.

To cure or unbreak someone who is broken when it can not or will not be cured or unbroken by the breaker.

To put a teeny tiny Linda in the middle to cuddle you up and a somebody who loves you both to put behind her to cuddle you both up like a Linda sandwich creating comfy and safe and the ability to heal and call her squishy Linda for awhile.

Would you feel better if we squishylinda for awhile?

I am not ok. I need a squishylinda.

by The little friend November 8, 2025