Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.

Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.

by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020

Squantanious

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.

A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."

by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020

Squindles

A very communist being who likes soviets bois and that stuff. He is very handsome and easily loved, he also probably has a slightly chunky friend called Callomio.

Person 1: Wow that guy is super cool
Person 2: Yeah he’s Squindles.

by Jo_den53 November 8, 2020

squirt space

a twitter space in which women, request to speak and squirt on the mic.

person A: were you in that squirt space last night?

person B: yeah, bella and nacre victoire went CRAZY.

by luicqrdinal June 26, 2021

Squinge

verb: to obtain something under the pretense of borrowing, but under circumstances when repayment is doubtful; a slightly larcenous taking of property.

noun: a person known often to squinge.

This use of word "squinge" goes back to the early '80s in Northeast, specifically in Connecticut. This use has since gone out of fashion.

verb: Yo, can I squinge a cigarette, my man? or I squinged a joint from Joey.

noun: Vinny's such a fucking squinge!

by überloser April 3, 2022

Squirt-tastic

When something is really really REALLY cool, you call it "Squirt-tastic".

Oh wow! That sandwich was Squirt-tastic!

by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers October 23, 2022

squirt gambit

where you move your king to the other side of the board in order so confuse your opponent soo much they squirt

damn ricky u really hit me with the squirt gambit uuuuuuhuuuhuhuhuughhh

by twink muncher November 15, 2022