squeeds

Awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. Even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. May also be translated to German as DAS SQUEEDS!

DAMN YOU SQUEEDS!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or

by thesqueeds August 24, 2011

Squeeb

To squeeze through a crowd of people.

"Watch out, I'm squeebing through!"
"I'm just gonna squeeb through here real quick"

by BayCityLingo August 19, 2012

squeebo

squee - small
bo - good

Means having a small dick yet still being good in bed. aka size doesnt matter.

Being Squeebo is impossible.

by jesus May 8, 2004

squee

see sqee please >< god i suck at spelling

erm... i was trying to spell squee but accidentally put in sqee

by lunarotimas February 28, 2005

Squeef

A a combination of a squirt and a queef. Usually induced during intercourse, however, can occur as a result of excitement or surprise.

Jody was so shocked at the sight of Tony jumping out of that closet that she squeefed her pants.

or

Although both flattered and aroused, Tony couldn't help but later feel disgusted by the thought of Jody squeefing all over his face. He would be more cautious while going down on her in the future.

by CaptainHowdy25 January 21, 2010

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

squeeblejim

used in a popular Ann Fraistat play about a defective detective, squeeblejim was used by the protagonist as a way of describing how he felt in an offbeat manner. Ann Fraistat is a talented writer from the DC area.

Johnson: OH MY GOD! you were just shot! how do you feel, det. Pimbly?
det. Pimbly: squeeblejim, Rick. just plain squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt January 20, 2008