the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 5, 2020

tiziano titty squeeze

When a man named Tiziano, happens to have floppy titties and you go up to him and squeeze them (firmly grasp) with your palms

Yo let’s go give Tiziano the ol’ fashioned Tiziano titty squeeze

by Brian fleckernickel March 8, 2022

tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich

when you roast someone so hard that they're forced to give in

I wrote such a forceful email to my teacher to change my grade that he was tossed and turned and squeezed into a potato sandwich.

by maeveisawesome October 27, 2022

Slap N' Squeeze

A term to define the action and slapping your hand with strong force of the buttcheeks of another person and squeezing really hard

i gave her a good 'ol Slap N' Squeeze

by Rionox February 21, 2023

The D Squeegee

When you nut oh her face and use your dick as a squeegee

Karen is a freak she let me do The D Squeegee her last night.

by Dominique and DJ May 6, 2023

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023