Squampchy

The stage of body fat percentage between squishy and hella fit

Aaliyah looks a little bit squampchy

by Gunterthechampion May 16, 2016

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

squeaky greg

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.

Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.

by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017

Squealiam

A freeloading little bastard who smokes weed everyday and drinks beer like a bitch. Parents are usually an alien and a sasquache

Squealiam is always acting like he's in need , so someone will give him free stuff

by Long John Johnson October 13, 2017

Squeater

A measurement in square meters. But said danker.

Yo my yard is 100 Squeaters long.
Squeater is the measurement.

by 1234lk May 24, 2018

Squamie

Squamie = Someone that likes to have sex with their own mommy.

Lauren is such a Squamie, she even got Will sick with her tales of how she finger blasted her Mom lastnight

by Seriously Serious June 17, 2018