by Dr. King January 12, 2009
Get the squat jammug. A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
by Hcas August 25, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
Get the Picture Squatmug. Using the guest Wi-Fi being broadcast from the restaurant downstairs, without making a purchase. Extra bonus points for downloading as many xrated videos as you can while slowing down the network.
by johnny Malibu September 26, 2018
Get the Hot Squatmug. Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.
Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂
by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
Get the Twat Squatmug. by yeargh November 3, 2016
Get the Kumquat squatmug. Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.
Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".
If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.
Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".
If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.
Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."
Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."
Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."
Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."
Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."
by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013
Get the Ceremonial Squatsmug.