squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

squat cobbler

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.

The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.

That guy Wormald is into Squat Cobbler big time. He has to do it at least once a day.

by Hcas August 25, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

talking squat

Talking squat is essentially the same as "talking shit" about someone. It can also mean the same as nothing.

"Man, Chris was talking squat 'bout yo girl yesterday!"

"dats cuz he ain't know squat!"

by Kohyu August 6, 2016

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012