asian squat

Performed by asian male fobs. The characteristics of this squat include buttock to ankle contact and knees spread apart way past shoulder width. Most commonly in the asian squat, one hand is used to smoke a cigarette while the other hand is used to hold back long bleached blonde hair that is covering the face. Asian males are often observed exhibiting this behavior in groups, either playing a game of deuces or in front of a crappy rice rocket.

The asian squat is a typical asian fob behavior.

by The City April 11, 2004

cop a squat

Meaning to have a seat.

"Cop a squat right here sir."
"What?"
"Sit your ass down."
"O.K."

by Jamie Girl August 20, 2003

Carolina Squat trucks

pickups lowered in the rear… usually with loud exhaust systems

brad and jerry’s Carolina Squat trucks are annoying as hell.

by justme62 September 20, 2021

Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 September 4, 2005

tennessee squat

The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).

Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.

by johnfro May 30, 2006

cabana squat

When you have a powerful urge to take a crap and can't find toilet paper you squat and concentrate your nine chakra points on pushing it out. The air flowing out of your body cleans everything up.

I'm dying to take a crap, and there's no toilet paper... I'll have to cabana squat!

by Metlx May 24, 2005

bottle squat

A bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her vagina as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her vaginal muscles.

In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.

by Almohada July 1, 2008