Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud Nugget

A girl named Sophia who thought that the Dandenong ranges was Mount Everest FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!

by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020

Spud

An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing

The group chat last night was filled with spuds

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

Spud

A banter name for Tottenham Hotspur football club, the smallest club in London. You could find a spud (potato) in your local supermarket and it will have as much silverware as the football team.

“Did you see spuds lost last night?”
“I didn’t see the game but I knew spuds would lose”

by WunSok June 3, 2022