fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

Sponge Bath

To jism in a sock and wipe your partner down with it.

Sam said jon gave me a warm sponge bath last night it was amazing

by Ryan A Thomas February 5, 2008

smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

by BudTerm December 27, 2016

Sponge Monkey

The teenage guy paid to squeegee the cum off the glass of the booth after a peep show.

Working as a sponge monkey I earn heaps! Down side is Im up to my arms in sperm every day and I have to supply my own squeegee.

by orc chops August 2, 2013

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016