splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

splunkindunkin

A failed slam dunk ending up hurting yourself.

Joe got a splunkindunkin after that game.

by (//_-) May 12, 2009

spluffing

Much like blumpkins, but the other way around.

Getting eaten out will taking a dump.

spluffing with steve last night was unbelievable, but it got a little messy

i have never been spluffed as intensly as i was last night

by thumbalina456 August 12, 2009

Splunf

A tobacco cigarette falvoured with weed or a weed cigarette flavoured with tobacco

call me the splunf master

by Genetics, DDD March 5, 2011

Spluck

A word created by Phil McBride, spluck can be used in any number of sentences as a vowel or adjective

What the spluck is he doing?
Size of that splucking bird.

by BatmanThe3rd April 1, 2011

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

spluddering

Letting Spludder out of your nose after diving.

Hey you got some Spludder on your nose. Yak i hate spluddering.

by Etoma July 21, 2012