spliffany petard

A retard who has high social status due to the money his parents have. A spiffy mentally handicapped person.

Rain man or that retard from the hangover. Also Christina ricci in pumpkin.

Dustin Hoffman plays a great spliffany petard in you know rain man also starring that creeper.

by jedi marf October 19, 2013

sploof

Tobacco and Marijuana mixed together for smoking purposes usually rolled in cigarette form or smoked from a bowl.

I just rolled up a sploof, down to smoke?

by thejmlowry September 27, 2011

spliff-starr

A woman who seeks sexual pleasure from a male and then gets rid of him. very shady. i.e. slut, whore, tramp

"Hey D-low, you have fun with that Spliff-starr last night?! 'heard she was splifferiffic!!"

by Ramrod February 11, 2005

spliff

A Marijuana cigarette made from a cigar shell.

Then you be back in your crib with a fat spliff, you think we was some kind of crazy ass angel.

by Detaer February 13, 2003

spliff

blue rizla bit of baccy lots of weed rolled to a slight angle licked sealed tip twisted end roached light the cherry as via harry potter actors kids blaze fr glory

i need a spliff first some blue rizla a bit of baccy and lots of weed so i can roll it at a slight angle,lick it,seal it, twist that shit chuck a roach in .Then i am gonna light the mutha fuckin cherry and huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ahhhhhh cough cough shits good

by lifes sypher August 22, 2009

sploof

The best bot in #fallnet on irc.hexdragon.com

sploof is teh 1337

by cheese August 25, 2003

Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008