Splash park

Large amount of TP layed down prior to dropping the kids off at the pool.

oefinger ran out of tp taking the kids to the splash park.

by 846 July 31, 2017

Splash Rat

A river rafting enthusiast.

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.

by spendogg242 May 18, 2010

Gash Splash

When the female has reached a certain point in her monthly cycle, the vagina begins to leak blood, skin, hair etc. This can sometimes be 'splashed' on innocent dances or members of the public.

"Ahhh. I just got attacked by that bitch's gash splash"

by Ewwww Fanny September 4, 2011

Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.

... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.

by 5533X3 November 16, 2020

cleavland splash

Like the cleavland steamer, except you diarrhea on the said chest instead of solid feces.

I gave Mrs.Hoey a cleavland splash! It was sweet!

by PhEncer December 10, 2003

dick splash

when a guy splashes his urine or cum (sperm/semen) over something.

"Oh Dude! My Porn Magazine covered in your dick splash"

by Dude123 September 8, 2007

splash mountain

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.

I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.

by Kane October 7, 2004