Sperm Zombie

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face and gets it in her eye and she runs around like a zombie, looking for a towel with her arm stretched out.

Dan: I jizzed in my girl's eye and she became a Sperm Zombie looking for a towel
Alex: Oh MY God, I'm dying of laughter right now.

by irockatcod4 December 26, 2011

Sperm Whale

A fat woman that loves cream in her asshole.

Ur mom is such a sperm whale

by Xx_.strawberryxjam._xX February 25, 2021

Sperm Whale

When someone ejaculates into a cup of water and drinks it.

Guy 1: yo, me and the boys dared Will to do a sperm whale last night
Guy 2: omg eww

by iaminsidebarakobama March 23, 2020

sperm whale

a fat person who wants to be a whore

person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night

person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale

person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!

by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011

sperm pillow

That is actually my pillow, which receives my sperm on a regular basis. A sperm pillow can be used instead of a cum rag. You might also try the effect of calling your girlfriend (or gay boyfriend) your sperm pillow. In fact, there seems to be no such concept in the English language, but we do create things with our thoughts, so I thought it might be a good idea to add it.

Hi sweetie, would you like to be my sperm pillow tonight?

by Pulvillus April 8, 2008

Sperm Extraction

Sperm Extraction is sucking the cum out of a guy's dick

Sperm Extraction is the reason a guy gives another guy a blowjob!

by eda-skip May 1, 2022

Sperm Bowser

A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.

Also see cum bucket.

Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.

by Gods Prototype March 3, 2009