An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.
Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"
by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009
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A sequel to the Need For Speed games. Most people hated it because it's was a rehash of the previous "Most Wanted" sequel. But if you are like me, aka one of the people that hated having to purposely crash onto police cars and police roadblocks to "level up" in Most Wanted, you probably loved Carbon. Because Carbon only requires you to interact with the police only when you accidentally bump onto them, and not be a mazohist and hit them on purpose.
Wtf... I need to purposely crash onto 10 roadblocks to level up? Why are you doing this to me, Most Wanted? Screw this. I 'll just launch Need For Speed Carbon.
by Dim_K December 17, 2011
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by Fusion2410 February 26, 2019
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I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.
by Wild Bor November 29, 2009
Get the Speedbag Scissorhands mug.A speedball is NOT heroin mixed with cocaine. Speedballs don't contain cocaine or Crack. A speedball is heroin mixed with speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine). It's in the name, stupid. Speed is the Speed part and Heroin is the Ball part. Heroin makes you sleepy and Amphetamine makes you awake and energetic. Don't do heroin! Stick to Kratom! Also, don't do fentanyl. You can dissolve Amphetamine and Heroin in DMSO and put it on your skin and it goes right inside your body. The speedball can kill, but if you survive, you can get super high.
I mixed Heroin and Amphetamine in DMSO and poured it on my skin. It ended up in my bloodstream and I got super high. This is a great speedball.
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
Get the Speedball mug.totally different music to what people know as bassline house today, but yet some still call it speed garage???? the old and new are a totally different sound!!
187 lockdown and serious danger fans will know what im talkin about, these sort of tunes jus aint made anymore, but r still bangin!. new bassline house, eg, joe q or danny bond are a totally different sound, so why call it speed garage when its otherwise known as niche or bassline house?????
by adam ratcliffe September 16, 2008
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