spaghetti-ho

slutty Italian girl, enjoys spaghetti and sex after being spent too much money on.

Tom- "Hey guys, so last night when I was looking for a new car, I bumped across this fine spaghetti-ho.."
Dave- "Your mom's a spaghetti-ho"
Tony- "Fuck you, Dave, Tom's mom is Polish"

by DanielBrowniel October 18, 2008

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.

Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

by OGhypebeast69 March 12, 2017

spaghetti bones

J O N

J O N has spaghetti bones while playing beer pong.

"J O N watch those spaghetti bones!"

by Spaghetti bones November 21, 2016

Spaghetti Monster

‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’

Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...

by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017

spaghetti and meatballs

When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)

While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.

by bubbles009 September 21, 2013

Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.

I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.

by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011

Spaghetti Night Scramble

When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.

"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"

by JazzDemon November 18, 2011