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dick smack 

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.
"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."
dick smack by Captclam August 25, 2006
Related Words

Smack That 

Giving a booty a little tap or a squeeze on the ass cheeks. Typically a saying or a phrase.
Shawty didn't like it when I came up behind her and decided smack that good looking booty of hers.
Smack That by Smack That June 10, 2014

smack head 

smack head by Ermno April 1, 2003
(uncommon) Net-slang for "sexy". Also can be used as "cool" or anything with an equivilant to that.
Ex#1: Man that guy's secksay..

Ex#2: My new shirt is so secksay. ^~
secksay by Me May 5, 2003

talkin' smack

talking behind someone's back, gossipping.

see: talking shit
bitch, I heard you've been talkin' smack about me.
talkin' smack by donut April 14, 2005

Freemack Smack 

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
Freemack Smack by - May 20, 2004