A girl puts on hand cuffs, then she gets ice skates on her hands, next, in a doggy style position her ass is plugged with a pony tail ass plug... NOW, Chris Jericho style, she is the recipient of a reverse Boston crab! The pony tail flopping around, the skates precariously keeping her on and off balance... It brings a tear to my eye.
by 4KLFTRX December 19, 2020
Get the Jericho sleigh ride mug.Someone you really don't like, and you don't know how else to say it or express how much you dislike them, so you say to them jou ma se ewige slegte poes
by Big Dick Chungus March 24, 2021
Get the Ewige slegte poes mug.Willam Sledge- He was a miniature green giant with a big heart others recognized. He hated math and school with a passion but loved his friends and family, also his choir group. He has a probably unhealthy obsession with his mustang but I'm pretty sure that applies to anything with a motor. He loves cars, His friends, and his girlfriend. He has the personality of an overgrown dog. Although he loves his friends I think he would end him at a moment's notice, Who wouldn't tho?
by Robert Wayne Kepley January 5, 2022
Get the William Sledge mug.When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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Mom… I am suffering from vagina slaughter… can you bring me a frozen dildo to ice my swollen vagina…
by Omry Skene November 6, 2022
Get the vagina slaughter mug.A form of Suicide with a 100% success rate. Also known as BDB or Bang Dangle Blaze, sacrificial slaughter is when an individual soaked in gasoline, ties a noose around their neck, lights themself on fire, and shoots themself in the head. After the Bang they then Dangle in a Blaze of fire.
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