Skreet

To have Street Knowledge.

Shelby is very well informed in the skreets.

by Jezzyreal March 6, 2024

StreetsITUS

When you're so addicted to BMX Streets that you take off work, like me... cLYDE.

Hey boss, I can't come to work, I've got the StreetsITUS..."

by realcLYDE April 2, 2024

Skreeting

The act of shitting into a funnel inserted into another persons ass, and then pushing the shit through the funnel into others ass hence transferring shit from one ass to another.

"Hey beautiful, you look skreetable, wanna go skreeting?"

by the penis punisher April 17, 2024

streetstupid

Streetstupid: The opposite of streetsmart—someone who has little awareness of dangers in of urban environments, makes reckless decisions, and risks their safety or others’ by failing to navigate the modern world wisely.

Example: He tried to disarm a man wielding a knife and got stabbed—that was a very streetstupid move.

Lee: Bruv, did you hear about those lads at work? They went to Thailand and got robbed of all their holiday money—they were skint the whole holiday.
Frank: That’s just proper streetstupid.
Lee: Init, bruv. LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026

Streets Won't Forget

A player whose legacy lives in memory rather than records. Known for electrifying peaks of form, unorthodox skill, or pure entertainment value, they may never have sustained elite success or received major public recognition, yet those who watched them know how special they were.

Their greatness exists in moments and eras, not in medals. Long after statistics fade and headlines move on, their name still comes up in conversations that start with “you had to be there.” They are remembered not for what they won, but for how they made the game feel.

Friend 1: “The Streets Won't Forget junior year, Marcus.”
Friend 2: “Brudda, the streets never knew you.”
Friend 1: “I was cooking. Ask anyone.”
Friend 2: “Anyone from where, your bench?”
Friend 1: “Nah, I had highlights.”
Friend 2: “Two clips on your mom’s Facebook isn’t SWF.”
Friend 1: “You just weren’t there.”
Friend 2: “Exactly. Nobody was.”

by kbdou February 20, 2026

Streetshittification

When enshittification (or enshitification) occurs due to outsourcing to India. Services decline in quality because jobs normally done locally get transferred to India for its lower wages.

I can barely talk to customer support anymore due to corporate streetshittification.

by Deodeodeo October 5, 2025

Streetsmanship

Aggressive driving, but in an affluent, refined kind of way.

A true Streetsman is wreck-less, not reckless.

I was running late to work so I had to engage in a little Streetsmanship

by WildRoseChance November 13, 2025