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spelling nazi

people that care more about the spelling of words and correcting them then what the words mean.
even if everyone reading if can understand it just fine!

they love the feeling of superiority that comes from correcting other people.

an older name for the spelling nazi and one we still use to this day but to a lesser extent is : SMUG.

some chronic conditions have been recorded when the subjects tried to fix 1337...
johnny: OMG my teacher just ripped a students ears of, she gona get arrested!!!

spelling nazi: by "of" i`m guessing you meant off and by "gona" i think you meant: probably going to.
and you not black dude so stop trying to sound like a nigger!
by kalixxx December 16, 2011
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smelling the muffins

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"
by Jenny W October 15, 2007
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Spelling Stalin

Someone who is obsessed with the correct spelling of any and all words.
Me: Wut teh fuc?
Josh: NO! NOT "wut"! Its W-H-A-T, and not "teh", it is spelled T-H-E! And fuck is not spelled "fuc"!
Me: Wow. What a spelling stalin
by -KMG- November 22, 2010
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over selling

in basketball, when you get touched by a player from the other team and then fall down and act like you've been shot even when it is a very light touch.
Johnny was over selling today during the basketball game. I barely touched him and he flipped backwards five times and acted like i had broken his neck.
by TST November 11, 2008
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selling shovels

to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation

In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
by reezydos February 10, 2009
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spelling like a paki

Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.

One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.

However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.

Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:

"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,

we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.

We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.

Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.

Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"

Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
by crnobog September 27, 2011
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selling oranges

Hey dude nick was selling oranges to kiley in the janitors closet
by Potatoking August 14, 2015
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