semen wrangler

one who harvests semen from male animals for the purpose for artificially inseminating several females

1: Hey, what do you do for a living?
2: I am a semen wrangler.
1: A what!?!
2: I jerk-off turkeys on the farm.
1: FREAK!

by Give 'er again December 20, 2008

Semenoid

Semenoids are itty bitty semen, the semen that expels from your phalace.

I was beating off last night and a whole bunch of semenoids escaped.

by Wolfthechubba January 4, 2011

semicomma

A semicomma is a term mistakenly used instead of the term semicolon.

This is a semicomma: ;

He said, "You use semicomma!"

You must use a semicomma in that situation.

This is a sentence with a semicomma:
He used a semicomma; therefore, he did not know that the semicomma was indeed called a semicolon.

by random individual November 9, 2010

Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.

Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!

by Teragram November 14, 2010

semanur

Semanur is a gorgeos woman who gets all the tall boys. She is funny and crazy, lives her life the way she wants to. She's a girl that chases her dreams and does't let anything stop her. She's is a sexy beast who 97.99% of the time is great in bed. Every boy wants her in their life.

-That girl is such a hottie!
- I know! She must be a Semanur!

by Tuviz December 6, 2016

semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

Semen Burp

After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.

I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017