Tyler Schlong

There are so many people from the continent of Asia, but this is the worst one.

Get this Tyler Schlong outta here, said Julia

by Jared Goff's Cousin, Jack November 18, 2019

Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.

Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!

by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

Blorgus Schlongus

A person of english/scottish descent with an impeccably large penis

"Hey isn't Gerard Butler a Blorgus Schlongus."

by blorgusschlongus January 2, 2021

Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.

Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.

by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021

Banana Schlong

A banana schlong is a schlong (male genitalia) that curves to either side, up, down or diagonally like a banana.

Thomas: William's Schlong is incredibly short but it's a damn Banana Schlong!
Jonathan: I totally agree, imagine having a banana schlong!
*William Cries*

by xWhatDa April 27, 2023

Big schlong loadout

The act of organising or executing a delivery with military precision

Hey did you see that guy craig load that drop deck for frank, that was a big schlong loadout

by Halcon July 29, 2023

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018