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Schrodinger's insufferable bastard

When a person says stupid shit and then proceeds to make up a bunch of stupid shit to defend themselves after they're called out on it and/or says it was a joke. They're basically a Schrodinger's idiot but even worse.
This guy said that 1 shower every 2 weeks is acceptable, then kept going on about how he uses deodorant a lot so it's ok. After that, he said he actually showered normally. What a Schrodinger's insufferable bastard.
by 0nomatopoeia April 23, 2021
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Schrodinger’s Nudes

The nude pictures saved on your phone that you don’t remember if you deleted or not when you lend your phone to someone else.
P1: “Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
P2: “Yeah, here.”
P2: “WAIT!” *takes phone back*
P1: “Dude, wtf?”
P2: “ Schrodinger’s nudes. Sorry.”
by TheFancySquid May 3, 2021
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Schrodinger's Honkey

When asians are only POCs when it benefits other POCs.
News: "2 asians were attacked by a white nationalist earlier today, coming only a week after last weeks incident when a stranger attacked an asian woman on the streets."

Bob: "Hey how come they told us what color skin the attacker was today but not last week?"

Kim: "Schrodinger's Honkey man."
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Schrödinger's Gantt

A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.
“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”

"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"
by Talgarthe May 7, 2021
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Schrödinger's Thot

Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.
Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
by farco_ June 3, 2021
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Schrödinger's Dog

A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021
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Schrodinger's cough

The winter cough that afflicts British folk, so called as it is both simultaneously serious enough to be nearly dying and needing antibiotics but simultaneously not bad enough to be COVID and in need of a PCR.

So called after Schrodinger's cat, a thought experiment in which a hypothetical cat may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
"Remember that fella who wanted antibiotics the other day? Schrodinger's cough, couldn't be COVID so couldn't possibly go for a PCR"
by John Whitaker October 13, 2021
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