Definitions by Talgarthe

Schrödinger's Gantt

A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.

“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”

"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"

Schrödinger's Gantt by Talgarthe May 7, 2021

Canaloodle 

While walking along a canal with your significant other, stopping regularly for a cuddle. A canal-side-cuddle.

I went for a walk

with Claire along the canal this afternoon and she wanted to stop every two minutes for a kiss and canaloodle

Canaloodle by Talgarthe January 18, 2021

foodswing 

The sudden onset of a feeling of irritation caused by a drop in blood sugar levels from not eating. It often occurs on a flight after missing breakfast because security and check in took too long.

"Claire, you are going red and baring your teeth! You are clearly having a foodswing. Quick, eat an emergancy vegan cheesey puff....."

foodswing by Talgarthe November 9, 2020

carnoodle 

Too kiss and cuddle in a car before or after driving.

"Claire insists on a carnoodle every time we get in the car or we get out again. It adds a good ten minutes to every journey, not that I'm complaining."

carnoodle by Talgarthe November 3, 2020