schizophreneticism

omg look at u, wut a luzr

Hi I'm Erin and my name is Schizophreneticism

by Waltr January 10, 2004

schizocrackish

when a person appears to be schizophrenic or have some mental disorder because of drug use usually crack.

That new patient seems to be more schizocrackish rather than really needing help

by MommaShell May 10, 2009

Schizomope

When an individual has multiple personalities and they are all lame and boring.

Wow, what a loser, I can't believe how weak Troy is, he just totally blew it with that hot chick because he is a "schizomope."

by puber October 27, 2011

schizofartia

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

by Mr.Utley November 3, 2012

schizopharghenia

schizophrenia: a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a persistent, often chronic, mental illness variously affecting behavior, thinking, and emotion.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

schizopharghenia: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about schizophrenia.

"schizopharghenia!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

schizophacebookism

Someone who will request you as a friend or accept you as a friend particularly on Facebook (can include other social networks) but will ignore any messages from you. Also know as a bi-polar networker.

Tara has been my friend for years now on Facebook, but she's got a bad case of schizophacebookism.

by MiNd:CrImE August 6, 2014

Schizobabel

To blame worries on an illusive omnipotent hypothetical character. Traditionally schizobabelers learn to crazy talk from a fictitious final fantasy book about ways to helps others with their VIP pass at the pearly gates, by means of inadherence to various pleasurable activities that are sinful.

John was paranoid about doomsday in 2012 because of what a schizobabler told him. John continues to blame his worries on an omnipotent guy in the sky, while he looks down and asks questions in faith with his palms pressed together at his chest. If John never learned schizobabel. he would address personal problems more like a business would with constructive criticism.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa April 22, 2015